While I was surfing the web I found some racist Obama jokes. Here is an image of a specific Obama joke I found. It is sad that people do these types of things. Obama is our President and he should be treated with respect. If you want to come up with a joke please don’t make any racist jokes. See my funny obama jokes post for good obama jokes.
Racist Obama Jokes
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The national bird has been changed from the bald eagle to fried chicken
Fried chicken, cornbread, and collard greens….the new presidential dinner
from this blog: http://www.thedailyparagraphsd.blogspot.com/
Three white men were drinking in a local pub after Obama won the election.
Man 1: Do you know how it happened? Why did we vote for Obama?
Man 2: I really don’t know, it seems to be like going to bathroom early in the morning, then you pressed the tooth paste strongly, half of it went out, then a man said to you I can put it back in the tube, you allow him to do that, just to see what he is going to do!
The third man was drinking just like a fish!
Man3: Hey guys it seems to be a little different for me, just like going to bath room early in the morning and pressing my stomach strongly, and that man said I can put it in again!
Whats the difference between Obama and a pile of dog shit? Eventully the shit will dry up turn white and go away!
since obama has been elected it is politically incorrect to say nigger-riggin. The new term is presidential problem sloving : )
that ones good but top this sh1t Why is the world like jellybeans??
Because everyone hates the black ones
Why is the world like jellybeans??
EVERYBODY CLAIMS THEY ARE NOT RACIST RIGHT? BUT OBAMA GETS ELECTED AND ALL OF THE WHITE PEOPLE ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF BITCHES. COME TO YOUR SENSES, THIS IS NOW A BLACK MAN’S COUNTRY AND UNTIL OTHERWISE IT WILL CONTINUE TO BE A BLACK MAN’S COUNTRY. WHOEVER DON’T AGREE ARE STUPID AND HAVE TO REALIZED THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NO ONE CAN DO ABOUT IT. SO ALL YOU RACIST PEOPLE OUT THAT ARE READING I GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. “**** BUSH, HAIL OBAMA”
What does an Alabama sheriff call a nigger with 15 bullets in him?
The worst case of suicide he’s ever seen.
Know why Obamas going to raise taxes on asprin? Cause their white and they work.
I cant wait for when all people get past all this madness !
theres no difference between white people or black people except the color and just because 1 black person does something bad doesnt mean all do u wudnt want black people using white people as slaves wud u no lots of ignorant black people would kill u in ur sleep if they knew that u said this stuff or hurt u leme here sum of u say it 2 a big black mans face and c wut happens and the black panters werent an anti white group there were white people in it there a group that fought for black peopls rights
I will repeat myself on your post as well my dear friend… The only way to fight ignorance, is with intelligence. So, before you open your mouth and perpetuate stereotypes, go back to school, get you ’some learnin’, and THEN come back and post your rant! Your lack of education is obvious and it does not help your cause, whatever it may be. -Just a word to the wise-
Did you hear that the White House gardener was fired?
He asked where the spade and the hoe were!
Good stuff, guys! Keep it coming! Hey, all you Obastard-lovers: we listened to you a**holes poke fun at President Bush for 8 years, so deal with it.
AMEN!!! It’s only fair!
Did you hear obamas trying to tax Advil!?! Because they are white and they work!!!!! lmao
its all you stupid cunts who supported bush who are the reason we have a nigger president. obama won cause most of america is so pissed at the gop they dont give a fuck whos in charge as long as its not the republicans. people who are militantly racist are losers who never amounted to much and want someone to blame their shitty life on. if you were intelligent you would either understand tax policy (dems NEVER fuck over the middle class) or you would be able to make so much money that you could have your accountant to legally fuck with your money so you have to pay very little tax. you hate niggers takin all yer tax money? o rly thats cause you are a stupid piece of shit with little to no education and your opinions are spoon fed to you by some asshole on the radio or your fucktard parents who shouldve aborted you.
stupid dummies obma is better than u ppl and BLACK rules
The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. The President ordered a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side.
This is a site for JOKES!!! Some take it seriously, but who cares? We are all hear for a little laugh. Nobody comes here to read your diatribe about how your hurt by these jokes and how everyone needs to get along. Nobody is on here plotting his demise or planning a “hit”. THEY ARE JOKES….that is what is wrong with America today, everybody has their panties in a bundle about shit that does not matter. Don’t waste your time getting angry on a website with people you will NEVER MEET.. Spend that energy doing homework, or preparing for your presentation tomorrow, or how about playing with your kids. If you don’t want to see them or read them, then LEAVE THE SITE!! POST HASTE!!
NOW…. BRING ON THE JOKES!!!!!!
WOW. I cannot even begin to understand all of the hate that is pouring out of the people who take their time to leave comments on this page. If people like these spent half of the time that they spend spreading hate for black people on loving thier families and their own lives this world would be a better place to live on. I wish I could sit down and talk with some of these racist people just so I can see what makes them feel this way.
I live in a town where just last week there was a murder/suicide. This has to be the most selfish act that anyone could commit. This was commited by a white man. He killed his girlfriend, and then himself. In a small town where his family lives. Why are people hating on other religions and racis when your own race is just as messed up as the others?
Racism is so out of hand that nobody knows what they can and cannot say outloud anymore and it seems to me that this is the fault of people like those who only own up to their beliefs online when it can be behind the computer screen and knowone knows who you are.
Why not just join the KKK and hide behind a sheet so knowone knows how ignorant you are and so that your families don’t have to be ashames of you.
My advice: Rent American History X this weekend, pop some corn and learn a little about yourselves.
I haven’t gotten to the bottom of the page yet, but this is the best post here so far. I never thought Rodney King asking “why can’t we all just get along?” was ever funny. It’s a good question.
Obama got into the White House by promising the middle class that they would finally see change and be treated fairly after all of these years of abuse. Were finding out now that it was another big lie. Obama is selling his soul to the same White Collar Criminals that have been getting their way ever since JFK was assassinated.
Get used to these jokes, they are well deserved.
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