I was surfing the web and found some funny Obama jokes. People have a lot of creativity to be creating those really funny Obama Jokes.
Here is a collection of some funny Obama Jokes I found.
“I don’t know if you have seen this. It’s everywhere. They have a controversial photo of Barack Obama wearing a turban. It’s been circulating on the Internet. Yeah, the turban photo should help Obama with a key group of voters, the New York taxi drivers.” –Conan O’Brien
“According to a new report by a genealogy company, Barack Obama’s great-great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland. Yeah, that should really solidify Obama’s support among Irish African-Americans raised in Hawaii.” –Conan O’Brien
“Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife, Lynne Cheney, said that Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. … Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney’s connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting, you know who introduced them
in 1650? Bob Dole.” –Jay Leno“Did you all see Barack Obama and Hillary last night at that debate? Did you see them sitting side by side, staring at the camera? They looked like one of those bad local eyewitness news teams. ‘Let’s go to Barack for the weather. Thank you, Hillary.’” –Jay Leno
Feel free to post some more funny Obama Jokes in the comments if you came across any.
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Why Doesn’t Obama take aspirins??………………………………….He’s too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle……….
first of all for all these silly black people that are getting all pissy because everyone has some nig jokes, you thought it was ok to crack jokes on bush?? whats the fuggin difference? oh wait i know, black jokes are sooo much more funny :-p and for the sleeze bag that said something on the lines of hey yall know when yo people say somethin like boyyy its finnin ta be a cold day in hell when we get a black man bundke up <—no thanks i can afford heat :-p
you wanna talk about everyone else being racist your the same goddamn way so shut your mouth and either get a job or go back to work
The fact that Obama is guilty of grand treason still alludes the entire nation. The man was born in Kenya and has been proven in a court of law in Philadelphia of providing a fraudulent birth certificate, thus he is no more qualified to be President than Arnold Schwarzenegger. All this does is throw another log into the stereotype of blacks being dishonest thieves. This man is a pathological liar and is worthy of nothing less than public execution for being a traitor to the very constitution and country he will be swearing to uphold. George Bush is also guilty of acts of terrorism and conspiracy against free born citizens. If this country doesn’t stop being so self centered (what’s in it for me) and complacent we will soon become the next Nazi police state. Good citizens and honest soldiers deserve a Commander in Chief worthy of their respect. I will NOT give tribute, fear, and honour to whom it is not due!
Ro 13:7 ¶ Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
I agree, Obama isn’t really a true black man. OOOH how it would piss me off if I were a pure black man with hopes of running for president in like lets say 2038 (is that year divisible by 4?) and my hopes and dreams were dashed by Mr. Obama and his not so blackness. He’s like not even black at all he’s only half black. He is not an African he is a Halfrican.
Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah Winfrey are sitting on a
plan talking. Barack Obama says, “I could through one $1,000 dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy”. Michelle Obama says, “I could through ten $100 Dollar bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”. Oprah Winfrey says, “I could through 100 $10 dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy”. Then the pilot says, “I could through all 3 of your asses out the window and make 56 million people happy!”.
you know its so funny that people would challenged the actual blackness of Barack Obama…For hundreds of years white people considered even a person who had 1/8 of black blood as being black so why now does this argument have any grounds. Most of you people are sick. Do any of you really think that this is helping us…how about we stop caring so much about what has already happened and move forward in our efforts to stop this massive failure of our economy. If you werent so stupid you would realize that we are starting the next Great Depression..so shut up and get your soup.
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I got one.
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The first change from Barack Obama will be 24′ spinners on the white house limos:).
aha.
how do u exspect 1 nigger to run american when 10 cant even run mcdonalds
yall are all so gay wow woot woot theres some one for president who gives a fuck.. what if it was a mexican then what more jokes and laughs right. he said he was going to change stuff so just wait and see not like he is going to kill you. plus i dont even think he was a slave cough cough so whats the big deal what would you change if you where in his place ass hole tell me why do poeple make up web sites about Presidents what if they find you what do you think they would do if they caught… its just me you no plus i wouldnet be caught dead saying nigger at one of the poles for voteing either. People are so stupid in are time they believe everything and they do what people do just like deer when one gets shot so does the half of the group in time..
CNN reported that Barack Obama is afraid to go to sleep at night because the last nigga who “had a dream” died!!
I hear that the only change Barrack Obama will give the american people is 25cents.
Why does Barack Obama eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
Because if he didn’t, he might bite his fingers off.
Obama said his plan for the economy wasn’t going to work so he was going to nigger- rig it.
as a matter of fact i am mad the obama won but hey fellow whites dont get all mad yet odds are hill get shot
Hey What a world we live in, GET OVER YOUR SELF!!! Where I live Blacks are mostly like what people are posting on here. I’m not saying they all are, but most of them are. I’m not talking out of my neck either I work at a convenience store so I have had to hear about all the crap since it started. Most of my customers are African American and they bashed Mcaine like crazy so don’t say its just white people bashing when in all actuality everybody is going to bash who they don’t want in presidency.
Obama sucks complete ass and the only reason he got in was because those stupid niggers only because they wanted a nigger in the office and look what you have put into the whitehouse…A DAMN MUSLIM…are you kidding me were are gonna get bombed over here and its all because of you stupid niggers haha so GREAT JOB!!!
I am apalled at the racist sentiments here. I am also apalled that some of the comments have been edited to be more “Family Friendly” – but no one has touched the one about “hanging that N**** from a tree” ?!?!??? OR the one about Obama not having anything in common with Lincoln and JFK – yet!??? I hope the FBI, CIA, and NSA look into that as a serious threat! Seriously people grow up! Give the man a chance – stop wallowing in your friggin’ ignorance and hatred!
There has been a hatred like no other for President Bush for the past 8 years…and i’m sure there isnt a shortage of jokes about him.They even made a movie about him getting assasinated…but all the hatred and critisism was accepted i guess.Now Barrack Obama….well….thats different ….you cant joke about Obama…people declare you racists…and maybe even threaten to arrest you if you joke about assasination.What a double standard
I think it’s funny how people are posting on here and spelling Barack and Mccain wrong..I’m sure if your position meant anything to you then you could at least spell their names right
Oh and this thread is supposed to be about jokes…its just for fun you don’t have to write a novel about how ignorant they are, just don’t read it….
Hey Hitler makes good speeches too
Congress has asked that all assasination attempts on Obama be held on Martin Luther King Day to limit the amount of black holidays.
The election of Obama is good for the US economy. Sales of Honey, fire lighters and matches will be up in the deep south together with extra large crosses and white pionty hats. McDonalds are expecting a groth in the workforce and KFC are over the moon. The Black House will soon be open as a fully operational crack house.
I personally think people need to learn to take a joke, there are jokes about all different kinds of people, Im a white person and i didnt get offended by the “all white people need to report to the cotton fields by 5:00 for orentation”, and I’m white!
I just laughed, and a good comeback for that one would be ” well atleast us white people wouldn’t complain about it for 150 years. lol and this site is about Obama jokes, and if you get offended by it
DON’T LOOK AT IT, STUPID!
My personal favorite is the hallmark ornament one, i lmao!
ahhh, bravo!
All of you racist, ignorant f*ucks make me sick. Saying bullshit like Crackers, Coons, Niggers, and all that other fifth grade garbage. I’m actually disappointed in myself for fighting for the freedom of a bunch of childish, racist pieces of shit.
Barack obama aka nigga, Coon, Arabfrican, Dune-coon, Nig lips, Biscuit lip
Whats the Difference between a Dead dog in the road and Dead obama in the road?
Dead dog gots skid marks leading up to it!
first off let me just say that im not racist, i have a colored tv and a black dog..blacks want to be treated as equals and dont want to be seen for the color of their skin, yet they take advantage of all the reparations because of it, i.e. more money for college and affirmative actions..now as for that Obama, i dont care who you are black, white, hispanic, if you dont salute the flag then you are not fit to serve as CIC..when you havent served in iraq and youre gonna cut military spending and tell me that i have to leave before my job is finished then i thank God that i am only FORCED to serve you for 8 months when you take office and will not re-enlist until your term is up and i pray that its only for 4..when will you realize that we(our troops) want to finish what we started..withdrawing too soon will lead to chaos and the loss of all the progress that has been made..so for all of you saying give obama a chance, NO WAY IN HELL, ive lost too much for some asshole to tell me to pack up and move out to appease the public and their liberal media fed bullshit
Army Medic, yes most of the “Shit” posted on her is all that you said. but you being a Soldier and me being a Sailor, we can never be disappointed in ourselves for the freedom we fight for. We fight to give all these people the right to say what they want. and now they are all using that freedom to full advantage!
the last focking thing we need is a black man in the white house begging for change….C.H.A.N.G.E.=Come Help A Nigger Get Elected
(Irony)
The most powerful blackman in the world is still gonna live in government housing.
it dont mater to me red yeller black er WHITE a damdfool is adamdfool.Id a voted fer colan pawel,butt we all seen him turn his back on what were his core beleffes just to endose a black man, yall have fun with my lisdecksic spelling .
grampa always said if you turn it over too a bunch of niggers you;ll have a nigger mess..we gona see if he right
screw that
im voting for
paris hilton
I cannot believe what I am reading on this blog.
What a bunch of ignorant redneck jerks. Do you think that any of you, or any other person regardless of color could stand in this mans place at this time in history and take on the problems that he is about to willingly
inherit as president, let alone solve any of them? Give this man a chance, at least he is willing to step into this mess as a leader and try. You benchsitters (of all races) as usual work best with your mouths and leave the actual work, risk thought and personal exposure to those that are willing to try and who are also willing to pay the price for the rest of us.
All of you that wrote these comments should be ashamed of your classless act and comments.
One of these days you or your family may need help in some desparate way…..would you refuse it if the offer and solution would come a fellow American of
a different ethnic background? I sincerely doubt it. Oh, and by the way, remember when you go to sleep tonite, that there are non white policemen, firemen, paramedics and military personnel that are awake and in harms way in order to protect your
bigotted, ignorant ass, so that you can freely say these cruel and ignorant things.
Wake up and and ask yourself some hard questions about your attitude and statements.
Have a good day,
Mike Taylor
Kansas City
How long until the white house is the black house and there is a watermelon patch in front of the white house? He sounds like a motherfucker we’re chasing!!!! All you liberal shitheads fell for the bumper stickers, now you sit and watch what happens! dumb asses!
Barack Obama always talked about change. Do you know what Change meant? Cant Have A Nigger Get Elected. (CHANGE) They call it the White House for a reason..
They finally elected a black man to be president……big deal, he’ll still be living in governmant houseing!
You know if our four founding fathers would have know it was going to come to this we would of picked our own cotton.
The only claim Obama can make about being a christian is that his dad once ate a missionary.
Barack isn’t actually the first black man to serve in the whitehouse…
Vote McCain November 4th, vote Obama November 5th.
its was the white house but now they just call it the half-way house!
these r wack n yall just tight cuz obama won n that wack ass mckaine didnt ha ha ha lmfao
“OBAMA 08 ALL DAY BABY”
this is the reason people are racist………
to mr mike taylor from kansas, u think hes so kind of saint or something? hes power hungry not a savior, he wants to help his fellow muslims ruin our country from the inside, hes already telling us hes going to bankrupt the coal industry, do u realize your power for electric comes from coal? see how much ill cost u if he gets his way, did u know coal makes our steel? see how much ill cost for a car or tax hikes to rebuild a failing bridge, or new govt buildings being made with steel girders. its sad all you focus on is race mike, this is really ppl letting off steam cause a guy who cant /wont/and doesnt want to do a good job just got the most important job in our nation!!! think b4 u speak and research the candidate b4 u vote, i think thats a lesson the u.s. is gonna learn the hard way.
DANIELLE SHAWNTEE , YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE ONES WHO MADE Obama jokes with the , “You know…somebody told me that as an African American that I should be sure to keep a lot of water close at hand…because there were going to be a lot of “salty crackers” today” Thats the problem, its ok for you to do it but when someone else does it oh god lets get bryce and shaneewka and lets go bust a cap in their a* s. Its been like that for years and it will continue to be like that , we don’t owe you anything and talk about getting over stuff, slavery ’s we owe “yo people” nothing
Mike Taylor,
Call me an ignorant redneck one more fuckin time. you will regret it!!!! I am proud of the redneck family i came from and now i sit here and defend you fuckin freedom have some respect!!!!
I think Obama won because the average American is a dumb ass. We had great candidates such as Joe Lieberman in the Bush election who would have made a great president, This year Mitt Romney . another pick of the litter passed up. Well done America. Lets vote for people who can make a mess not fix them. MC Cain was just as bad , history repeats itself again. At least we are consistant
get over it barack is going to get made fun off. of course nobody cared when bush got made fun of so stop being such a baby. besides who cares the only reason he wanted to be presidant so when he’s done he can have a cushy life.
Everyone makes such a big deal that a black man won the election. It’s just another nigger living in gorvernment housing.
obama gives hope to the common minority. now i truely believe that a HALF white man can get ahead in life solong as he has the darkest skin
the election is just another occurrence on a larger scale. turn on the tv to judge shows anywhere and youll see a black man beat a white woman and get her to defend him
Why was it okay for everyone in America to make fun of Bush but God forbid any of us make fun of Obama? He is NOT God. He is NOT going to make your lives easier. He is NOT going to make the economy any better. All he is going to do is rob the people who have actually worked hard in life to get where they are to pay for the lazy pieces of shit who just want to live off welfare because they don’t want to work. Obama has no problem disrespecting women. I don’t care who you are, you do NOT call a woman a pig. He doesn’t even put his hand across his heart for the pledge of allegiance. This man has NO love for his country. I will NEVER respect him as the president or as a human being. He is nothing to me.
If you don’t want to hear about Obama jokes, then why the hell are you on this site?
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