I was surfing the web and found some funny Obama jokes. People have a lot of creativity to be creating those really funny Obama Jokes.
Here is a collection of some funny Obama Jokes I found.
“I don’t know if you have seen this. It’s everywhere. They have a controversial photo of Barack Obama wearing a turban. It’s been circulating on the Internet. Yeah, the turban photo should help Obama with a key group of voters, the New York taxi drivers.” –Conan O’Brien
“According to a new report by a genealogy company, Barack Obama’s great-great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland. Yeah, that should really solidify Obama’s support among Irish African-Americans raised in Hawaii.” –Conan O’Brien
“Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife, Lynne Cheney, said that Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. … Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney’s connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting, you know who introduced them
in 1650? Bob Dole.” –Jay Leno“Did you all see Barack Obama and Hillary last night at that debate? Did you see them sitting side by side, staring at the camera? They looked like one of those bad local eyewitness news teams. ‘Let’s go to Barack for the weather. Thank you, Hillary.’” –Jay Leno
Feel free to post some more funny Obama Jokes in the comments if you came across any.
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these are so not funny. they are all missing a punchline. seriously .
i hate barock hes dumb
ATTENTION ALL WHITE PEOPLE: please report to the cotton fields tomorrow at 7am for orientation. Thank you, Barak Obama
these r wack n yall just tight cuz obama won n that wack ass mckaine didnt ha ha ha lmfao
“OBAMA 08 ALL DAY BABY”
you spelt barack wrong dumb ass
You know what you guys are just mad cuz a black man beat a white one… Grow a pair and stop bein racist!!!
Did you all hear that the statue of liberty is coming down! Aunt jamima sp? Is going up and she’ll be holding a fried chicken leg in her hand.
lol AUNT JAMIMA. love obama & all you (friends)!!! no white people arent mad that obama won cuz he’s HALF black (get it right my good friends) we’re happy because he’s ISLAM! yea u think its all cool that ur skin tones match…..till he fixes up ur sweet house. then what? yea friend ill eat a chocolate before im in a sweet field pickin cotton. thats y ur grandma hugged my grandpa. GET OVER IT. IT HAPPENED, & IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN TO WHITE CRACKER juices EITHER!
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obama ‘08 biden ‘09
Do you know what Barack Obama has in common with President Lincoln and JFK? Nothing yet :+)
These are lameeee.
Bush has to ride a taxi to the white house for two months because all the presidential vehicles are going to Pimp My Ride
Hallmark is making a Barrack Obama christmas ornament so you can hang that nigger from a tree.
things arnt getting any better they already took out all the white roses around the white house and replaced it with a watermelon patch
Making a joke about Mr. Obama is not being racist. Not voting for someone because of what they stand for and what morals they support and instead for the color of their skin is just sad. What as this Nation come to? It is now more important to vote for someone just to make history rather than to have someone who knows what they are doing and actually has experience doing so.
Barack can suckk my (lollipop) for all I care he will be the (most awesome) president ever *hope he (lives long)*
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due to the recent poll results grape soda, cool aid, and fried chicken will now be tax exempt
if george washington is on the quater and lincoln is on the penny, i guess now that obama won they will put him on the food stamp
Lets try to keep these comments family friendly. No cussing here or posting inappropriate comments. Lets be mature here!
And as always if you have an Obama Joke then post it up here. This is what this post is about anyway.
Doesn’t anyone think it’s funny that our FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT is actually more WHITE than black!! Don’t get me wrong I voted for Barack. But he is half white about 28% arabic and about 22% BLACK…. So if we had to go with whatever is more Dominant in his background, he’s techincally just a mixed raced WHITE GUY!! He’s only Black by default… it’s like me saying I’m brazilian because i have a 1/4 brazilian blood in me.. wtf?
To be honest he robbed someone of being referred to as the first Black president because he isn’t..
I don’t know why people keep sayin to quit being racist.. Half the racism is comin from all the democrats anyway. And for all the Dems out there i hope you realize it took 17 years to get out of the depression and Barack is not a magic man that can automatically make everything better. He is just a half black, half muslim, half white and whatever else he is and does not even salute his own flag! If he can not even salute the flag of his country do you really think he will protect and help the country? Wake Up People!
DId you hear Barack Obama called the white house to till up the rose garden so he can plant his watermelon!
what is barack obama in chinese?
COON-SOON-DIE
i had to say it….lol
amen to repub2008, why did they have sentence america to such a cruel death. Lets stop prorgression by not going to space exploration, future weaponry, reduced military, on and yea no economic training or executive experience. Just let him run his community organizing and be done with him.
What’s the difference between Simba and Barack Obama?
Simba is an African Lion while Obama is a lyin’ African.
I dont know what to say, obama wants to destroy everything that we as Americans haVe worked for. He wants to create a system or government that controls peoples lives. He wants to take our freedo m and rights. He could care less about our country, He didnt even Salute our flag, and yet he is our president. wake up people and see the real truth, 1.5 billion muslims and the alqeda support him, this is the end of our freedom, enjoy it while it still lasts. He wants to illegalize the second amendment.
Did you hear? They’re replacing the lawn of the white house with cotton fields and water melon patches to make Obama feel more at home.
There has been an anouncement that all white people need to report to the cotton fields at 5:00 a.m. tomorrow for oreintation.
Just in: the American bird has been changed from the bald eagle to the fried chicken
Now that we got a Black President, I think we should have a white History month.
BLACK WOMAN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE SHAVING THEIR PUBIC HAIRS TODAY IN SUPPORT OF OBAMA’S ELECTION. THEIR MESSAGE TO WORLD :
READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH
NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE :
GEORGE BUSH’S WALLET IS MISSING ALREADY
As white people we at least should appear to be intelligent about the factual information that we joke about so I want to redeem ourselves and inform two of my blogging comrades about Obama desercrating the White House planting watermelons and eating chicken which we consider to be a Negro tradition, the reality is that his African forefathers designed and built the White House, so they do deserve certain priveleges that allow them to make changes in the White House as they see fit. And to my other comrade who commented on the Obama’s genetic make-up, and referring to the fact that he had a few percentages higher of European blood than African blood, however that doesn’t override the fact that the genetic make-up considered from the biological point of view of the Black genes would make him predominantly African because these genes are predominant over any European genes because they are recessive by nature. Thus he is still a Black man by any means necessary. Thank you from the white consciousness
did you hear that barack obama is bring his dog to the white house?
it is his wife
You know with it being 2008 and all you would think that this “Racial War” that seems to have reared it’s ugly head would be a thing of the past. Unfortunately, those that have been misguided throughout their lives can’t recognize the accomplishments of another race due to the fact that the are too selfish and stubborn to admit defeat.
No matter how much you come on here and bash Barack Obama…he is still the 44th president of the United States. No matter if you consider him black, white, or arabic…he is STILL the 44th president of the United States. No matter how much chicken, Kool-Aid (by the way “ME”…Kool-Aid is spelled wrong so think about that before you get on here trying to call somebody dumb), or watermelon patches is around or in the White House…he is STILL the 44th president.
Nicole…I would like for you to personally address an African American and say some mess like “COON SOON DIE” because I ensure that you wouldn’t make it very far but I’m also sure that is the reason why you probably lied about your name and hid behind an internet chat forum to express yourself. It’s a SHAME…hopefully seeing a biracial figure in the spotlight will help you all actually have some heart…because what you are doing right now is what we as BLACK ppl would call a cop out…talking cash sh*t only because you have a keyboard speaking for you (by the way…if you want to question my heart…I will be more than honored to give you my complete name, address, telephone number (home, work, and cell) email address, birthday and any other information that would be helpful to you in locating the chick that just told you like it is)
Anyway…back to what I was saying…”Brett” if you aren’t aware…Barack will not be in the White House until his inauguration so how about you give Bush his wallet back and quit trying to make it look as if EVERY black person steals. Because there are some of us that are very well educated and have careers and plenty of wealth to where we do not have to steal. The percentage of pedophiles are white males…you don’t hear any black person talking about Bush nor McCain raping in little boys do you? Grow up because the remarks you are making are ridiculous and you need to get a clue. Because the way I see it I KNOW that none of you on here bagging African Americans would approach them talking out the side of your neck.
Oh and I’m not done…”Dan”….like I have told everyone previously…let me know when you have SUCCESSFULLY hung a n*gga from a tree, please?
“Yomama” you too….let me know when you have SUCCESSFULLY asassinated Barack Obama…you all have to be some of the dumbest ppl alive…
“Jimbobjoe”…your screename just sounds as ignorant as you are. Barack is how it’s spelled…not Barock…come clown AFTER you have ACED a spelling test….
And last but not least…”janedoe” the whole Mrs. Butterworth Aunt Jamima joke…cute…I’ll have to give you an “A” for effort at least…as far as the execution…”FAILED”….just dumb. Aunt Jamima isn’t a significant icon of African American history…you could have said someone like Oprah or Rosa Parks…whoever gave you the idea for that joke needs to be shot and if you thought of it on your own please take yourself out of your misery boo boo.
REGARDLESS of what anyone of you have to say there is still a partial African American in the White House…get over it!!! You should have had a better voter turn out….but wait….there’s not that many ignorant people that agree with your dumb ass*s. Also there was a significant amount of YOUR KIND that jumped the fence and voted for the black man…apparently someone is a disgrace to your race.
BARACK OBAMA is the FUTURE of AMERICA…whether you love him or hate him…
Thanks so much to the White Consciousness because he/she is the only one on here that has any sense. You know most of you come on here and bash African Americans….about how incompontent we are as a people. But yet and still you all are on here making cracks about fried chicken and watermelon…you know I have seen plenty of your kind getting their lips greasy off some fried chicken so it can’t be that bad. And I’m a perfect example of how what you eat doesn’t determine your race. Because I don’t even like watermelon…do you even know if Barack Obama likes watermelon and if he does (most importantly) WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
Whether he eats fried chicken, plants cotton fields, or watermelon patches he is still our president…there is nothing that you can say on any forum that is going to change that…it is what it is and it is something that you all need to GET OVER…LIG….(LET IT GO!!!)
Now to “JIMBOBJOE” you are just as ignorant as your name sounds…because you spell Barack as previously shown…not Barock…and you “ME” Kool-Aid not cool aid…please save yourself the embarassment and don’t come on here trying to call anybody dumb until somebody has determined that you are not…because with that “error” you just showed the world how dumb you are…
“DAN” and “YOMAMA” I would like for you both to be sure to get at me when you all grow enough balls and actually address a true N*GGA with all that mess you’re spitting while you’re hiding behind a keyboard like punks.
FYI:: I will be getting on here and checking this daily so if anybody would like for me to leave them my contact information so that they can get at me I will…I will share any information that you may need so that you know EXACTLY who I am because I am not afraid and I DO NOT have to come on here and make up fake names.
“NICOLE” “coon soon die” are you serious?!? Please do me a favor and take your own advice…it has been stated that Barack Obama is white and black…where the hell you got Asian I do not know…poor thing!
“BRETT” it’s called an inauguration…Barack has not done this yet and will not step into the White House until AFTER that…so try again with the whole wallet thing…I promise you all are trying WAY TOO HARD!!!!
Oh…and the whole Aunt Jamima thing was RETARDED…but it’s good that they do not discriminate against you because of your disabilities…your mother must be proud that you ALMOST….ALMOST…made a joke…one day you’ll get to the point where someone laughs with you and not at you….NEVER GIVE UP!!!
You know…somebody told me that as an African American that I should be sure to keep a lot of water close at hand…because there were going to be a lot of “salty crackers” today….
Remember when your people said that it would be a cold day in hell before a black man became president? Bundle up B*tches!!!!
I just realized it’s gonna be OK. Have u ever heard of a black man keeping the same job for 4 years?
The best text i got was early in the day of the election was.. Early voting poles have obama in the lead, but that all will change once the white people get off work.
These are jokes and are funny but all of us that live in the USA need to accept what it is and pray for change beccause our economy is in the gutter and it has been for a while.
Everybody that voted for obama now wants to change there vote to McCain now because they just relized that Obama promised to give them all jobs
Minority groups were complaining that there aren’t enough blacks on TV. so television networks are going to run America’s most wanted twice a night.
what a world we live in… think about it. this is a site for us that are against Obama to voice our opinions. if you disagree with it then why did you come to this site? obviously if you have the nerve to come to a site with jokes about your president then you are not for him either so get off your high horse and stop pretending that you know something. You know what… i am a US Navy Sailor i work for Obama first hand. HE IS THE COMMANDER IN CHARGE OF ME!!! I come to and from my ship each and every day and as i walk across the Quarter Deck, i salute the Ensign (AMERICAN FLAG) with pride in my country and what we do to defend it and Obama cant even do that he’s our boss for gods sake that is the very least he could F*CKIN do for us. Obama is not making anything any easier on us. we as marines, soldiers, sailors, airmen and women, and Coast Guardsmen and women NEED the support of our CIC so that we can do our job to PROTECT … UNGREATFUL SNOBBY @$$ PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!!
email me if you got a problem… stinsond@as40.navy.mil
ATTENTION: There doing a recount on the election. McCain thinks it was nigger rigged.
wanna hear a joke?
obama.
I don’t know why people think one black man can run the country when ten can’t run a McDonald’s.
Breaking news, there changing the national bird from a bald eagle to a fried chicken
he can’t make the 2nd amendment illegal, because it’s unconstitutional to do that. if that’s the case where he uses his power to do so, then do something about it. that’s why they made it so people can petition and have a right to protest peacefully. use your brain and stop being scared.
I dont care how successfull barack obama is …..he’s still another black man in government housing…lmao
wow she/he blew me away by what he/she said she really got u guys everything he/she said wasz true im completly on her/he’s side & no im not being an ass kisser everything he/she said was true…
the whole thing is ridiculous, your all making the hope of OUR COUNTRY(BLACK WHITE OR OTHER) WHICH IS SUPPOSSED TO BE UNITED a matter of raceor ethnicity if you prefer. Wake up america we are ALL being
PLAYED AND USED by our goverment, who are greedy and selfish and all
about them selves and thier own issues. the color of thier skin is completely
insignificant! if you so educated why do care about the color of our president
and not his beliefs and where he got so much money to run his campaign
personally i didn’t like either one of the candidates. THATS WHY I VOTE FOR JESUS, signed a white woman saved in a black church if any of you care.
If Obama and Hillary were flying together overseas and the plane crashes. They are both drowning who gets saved???
AMERICA!!!!!