I was surfing the web and found some funny Obama jokes. People have a lot of creativity to be creating those really funny Obama Jokes.
Here is a collection of some funny Obama Jokes I found.
“I don’t know if you have seen this. It’s everywhere. They have a controversial photo of Barack Obama wearing a turban. It’s been circulating on the Internet. Yeah, the turban photo should help Obama with a key group of voters, the New York taxi drivers.” –Conan O’Brien
“According to a new report by a genealogy company, Barack Obama’s great-great-great-grandfather was born in Ireland. Yeah, that should really solidify Obama’s support among Irish African-Americans raised in Hawaii.” –Conan O’Brien
“Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife, Lynne Cheney, said that Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. … Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney’s connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting, you know who introduced them
in 1650? Bob Dole.” –Jay Leno“Did you all see Barack Obama and Hillary last night at that debate? Did you see them sitting side by side, staring at the camera? They looked like one of those bad local eyewitness news teams. ‘Let’s go to Barack for the weather. Thank you, Hillary.’” –Jay Leno
Feel free to post some more funny Obama Jokes in the comments if you came across any.
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Amanda, i think im in love with you
every1 pissed about obama just needs 2 chill out bcuz there are so many white supremisist groups in america its only a matter of time till the vp is in charge………thank god!!!!!
this goes out to kitty
what happened to the blacks in this country before and during the civil war was a terrible thing but that 150 years ago and if you think that they are still treated unfair like that then you are not very bright
Amanda you are the most squared away person and you actually know what you are talking about
anybody it who thinks that it was such a great thing for obama it elected because the fact that he is black is a racist!!!
obama is only 14% black he is mostly arab
july 4 1776- jan. 20 2009 RIP america
I came here, a white(since it means so much to you people) non-american, to read obama jokes, not racist jokes. It’s disgusting how someones race or religion.Its one thing to mock them over fried chicken and watermelons, but to blanantly call all black people dumb is disgusting. Bush was made fun of because hes an idiot who cant present a speech and asserts his authority by killing over 215,000 iraqi CIVILIANS and calling it a war against terrorism when its infact an invasion for oil. To me obama is an ideal president, he’s-honest about his past, knowledgabe about his post, not racist and not pro-death.But that aside uneducated black americans seek and gain more employment than the white uneducated who sit around waiting for government support. When i was last in america i noticed that most of the black people i came into contact with showed me no respect or dignity until i told them that i’m irish (and no ur not irish if ur mothers cousins 1/4 irish on their fathers side..ur american with distant irish decent) after which i was treated like family. in short the redneck americans are scum, who feel the need to put down black peoples dreams. I get that most white people aren’t like that but if anyone would defend bushs honour and bash obama in the same sentence, they should get some help.
damn. alL YOU GUYS HERE IS RACIST RACIST. blah blah obama SHOULDNT have one. Im black, but i aint guna lye. Every black person rounded up all theyr black friends to vote BECAUSE hes black. every black person thinks him bein black has everything to do with How important it was for him to become president. FORGET HIS NAME? FORGET HES PRETTY MUCH MUSLIM? FORGET HES FRIENDS WITH TERRORIST! OUR ENEMIES! Dumbasses are guna reaLize later when we pull outa tha war, THANKS TO OBAMA, and we’ve been over there training there military so they can control their own country, now wur leavin earLy and they have ALLL this new training and shit, THEYLL USE IT AGAINST US! no shiiiit. made shit worse. What about the second ammendmant. huhh. what about alL the bad shit. FUCK THE FACT THAT HES BLACK. we made history NOW WHAT? who cares anymore my presidant is black, everythings ok now. SIKE. Now black peopLe have no excuse! for annnyyythinnng. whos guna look bad when he fucks up the whoLe country!? we can onLy pray.
great.. now black people think they have rights….
Whata crapy jokes, this dude need to learnmore about cultures and religions, simply one typical dumdass uneducated full of shit American, oh I was talking about you ‘O Brain, Because NYC texi drivers who wear turban they are from India, and they belong to Sikh religion, totally opposite of Muslims, before open your mouth you need to know what and who you talking about, I am Anti- obama, but look Grow Up? You must be wonder why I am
so pissed off? Because I am Sikh and we hate Muslims, we don’t hate Americans we hate Muslims and you need to learn more and honestly your all jokes are stupid and dumb just as like YOU.
So did you hear? They found coal on Mount Rushmore… Now they can put Obama’s face on it!
And there’s something wrong with my T.V.- all the channels show some Planet Of The Apes movie where they’re taking over the White House!
i hate people who misspell Barack
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Just another nigger living in Government housing
Attention all white people now that all the black people are in washington DC now the chance to go steal your shit back.
Semper FI do or die!!! as long as obama sends me to war he’s cool with me
All this rasist talk makes me ashamed to be black.
I tought all this was behind us.
None of us are going to have any rights soon.
Bambam is taking us to socialism.
well in my opinion yall all stupid as shitt for voting for someone thats not even all black. i really dont like him. no not the fat that hes black.
the fact that hes a fuckin MUSLIM HELLO PEOPLE DOES THAT RING A BELL.
i mean for gods sake he cant even sware on the bible.
he even said that if it came down to it he would defend his own country before us.
and navy chic, you need to shut the hell up.
you got shit for brains, just like all other liberals.
have you people realized what you’ve done.
i mean really.
like everyone else says how can you be so stupid to have voted for him,
the only reason the fucking niggers voted foe him is cuz hes “BLACK”\
uhmm yea, get the shitt straight. hes like not even all black,
so peace babys =]
“McCain 08″
O-ne B-ig A-ss M-istake A-merica
If O’Bama is part Irish he must be a lepracoon.
FIRST OF ALL OBAMA IS NOT THE FIRST “BLACK” PRESIDENT! HE IS MIXED ,WHITE AND MUSLIM SO BLACKS STILL ODNT HAVE NOTHIN ON US!
he “me” ur whole ur just mad becaz a blak man beat a white man stop being racist comment is dumb as hell did the white ppl say hey you guy r just making fun of Bush becaz hes white?
person a: ughh, dude, i gotta poo…….person b: i guess its time for you too show obama around the white house
i luv all the obama jokes they r great. I hate obama and i agree 100% with amanda he is just going to make it harder for all of us who work hard in life,and easy for all the people who dont care and are free loaders!!!
Obamas credibility has always been a point with me. No one, (unless I am really not listening) ever proved he is a legal citizen of the United States of America. I know a few things for sure though. He is a liar, cheat and oh yeh, he is very funny, like a clown. He would not be able to address anyone without his teleprompter. SAD. We got stuck because ignorant people and takers voted for him. He supports a group, Acorn that is a violent group that makes loans to people and through banks like Bank of America. I asked my banker if they contributed two million dollars to Acorn and she almost choked. She would not give me a straight answer. I had my wife ask for the address and phone number for the top person in the Bank. That was Ken Lewis who has since been fired. I wrote him questioning the banks association with Acorn and he didn’t answer for a long time. I had certified receipts proving the letter got to him. I wrote another one then another. Finally I called and after several attempts I got hold of a fellow that told me I would never be able to talk to Mr. Lewis. I then saw that he, Mr. Lewis was under investigation, then ultimately fired by the bank. There are links to B of A, Acorn, The New Black Panther Part and Mr. Barry Soetoro Hussein Obama.
I am planning a protest outside the Bank of America to let people know how corrupt the group Acorn is and that the Bank supports them. It will be of course, peaceful. I’m tired of crooks, illegals, takers and all who are doing their best to take OUR COUNTRY down. This includes Congress, Obama’s cabinet and Dip-Shit Barry himself. Boy, this country has some ignorant people living in it. Very Concerned AMERICAN, Larry Velasco.
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